There was a ship in the middle of the ocean, suddenly, it hit a rock, and was about to sink.
The captain shouted:
-Passengers, our ship hit a rock, and is about to sink. We have to jump down into the sea and swim to shore. Please everyone jump into the sea.
But no one jumped into the sea, everyone just looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders in fear, not brave enough to jump into the sea.
The captain immediately thought of a trick, and said loudly:
-Those who jump into the sea will join NATO.
Then the Ukrainians vigorously jumped into the sea.
-There are some Hamas leaders swimming around in the sea.
Then the Israelis wasted no time jumping into the sea.
-Part of Kashmir has sunk into the sea.
Then the Indians immediately jumped into the sea.
– Who hate EU will jump into the sea.
Then the British passengers jumped into the sea.
-Who want to Make America Great Again-MAGA- will jump into the sea.
Then the Americans jumped into the sea.
– Who want to defeat Brasil Football to be championship again will jump into the sea.
Then the Germans jumped into the sea.
-There are many fish and no-man-islands in the sea.
Then the Chinese jumped into the sea.
-There were some sexy, beautiful girls crying for help down in thew sea.
Then the Italians jumped into the sea.
-There were some bottles of vodka and Iran drones floating in the sea.
Then the Russians jumped into the sea.
– There are a lot of dogs shitting in the sea, and need someone to clean up the dog shit.
Then the French jumped into the sea.
-Fidel Castro is diving up and down in the sea.
Then the Cubans jumped into the sea.
-The American have jumped into the sea already.
Then the Japanese jumped into the sea.
Oh, the captain was so smart, and everyone jumped into the sea, swam to shore, and escaped, leaving the sinking ship behind, slowly sinking deep down into the bottom of the ocean.
But suddenly from inside the sinking ship, some desperate cry for help came out:
-Help me. Help us, oh, oh, oh.
It was some Vietnamese passengers who were trying to find their suitcases, but couldn’t find it, and were late to jump out, so ,,,///