Funny Story: Eating Rabbit meat

Jim invited his neighbor John to his house to eat rabbit meat.

John ate the rabbit meat, praising it as delicious, and sighed deeply, complaining that his cat didn’t come home yesterday.

Jim felt sorry for his friend and encouraged him:

-Don’t so be sad, don’t complain anymore, your cat will probably come home tomorrow. He probably went out with his girlfriend yesterday, and then he will come home soon, don’t worry.

John listened to his friend’s encouragement and felt a little better, then John asked Jim:

-Where did you catch this rabbit? When you go rabbit hunting, tell me to come with you.

-Oh, OK, when I go for rabbit hunting, I will call you. I know a forest nearby that has a lot of rabbits. But the rabbit you ate today, I don’t have to go anywhere. Yesterday it sneaked into my garden.

-Oh, really? How lucky you are.

-Yes, I was very lucky. You know, last night, I heard a noise in the garden, I ran out to see if there was anything strange, and saw two big eyes staring at me. Oh, I thought, it’s really a rabbit’s eyes, how did you get lost into my garden? So I went inside, took out my gun, and fired a shot. You know, that rabbit made a very loud sound: “meeeooo”. ///

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