Category: Funny story
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Funny story: Driving in the opposite direction
-Ms. Akina, Humancom school told this story in a Vietnamese class in Tokyo. In Wakayama Prefecture, there is an old man over 70 years old who just passed the exam to get his driver’s license. He was very happy, driving everywhere every day.
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Funny Story: Get in a taxi
A farmer from Nghe An wood fish province went to Hanoi for the first time. He brought 3 very large suitcases and took the train to Hanoi. Arriving at Hang Co station, he got off the train, exited the station, and wanted to walk to an acquaintance’s house in Hanoi’s Old Quarter, because he did…
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Funny story: The judge and the boatman
A famous American judge boarded a boat to cross the Hudson River. When looking at the boatman pushing his boat across the river, the judge became excited and wanted to show off his legal knowledge, so he asked the boatman: -Hey, boatman, do you know the law?
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Funny story: Causes of forest fires
During the environmental class, the teacher explained to the students the causes of forest fires. The teacher said:
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Funny story: Here having fresh fish for sale
There is a man who has a shop that sells fresh fish. He did not hang any store name sign board, because he thought it was not necessary, everyone would know that his store sold fresh fish.
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Funny story: Agricultural machinery exhibition
There was a farmer from Thanh Hoa province who went to Hanoi to see an agricultural machinery exhibition, performed by many Vietnamese agricultural machinery companies.
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Funny story: Black teeth and white teeth
While her mother was busy cooking in the kitchen, 5-year-old Ty asked her: -Mom, let me quiz you. -Yes, take a quiz- mother said lovingly to Ty. -What has black teeth and white teeth?-Ty smiled mischievously and asked her mother.
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8-Funny story: A French soldier in a British soldier unit
Minh Tuan-based on the real story during WW1 During World War I, many French soldiers joined British units to fight against the Germans. So in a platoon of British soldiers, there was a French soldier named Jack, 20 years old, who had just joined the British platoon for 6 months.
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Funny story: An idiot man went to the market to buy 6 cows
There was an idiot man whose wife sent him to the market to buy 6 cows. Wife told: -Hey, you idiot, I told you to go to the market and buy 6 cows, did you hear me? Don’t buy 5, don’t buy 7, just buy 6, have you heard that clearly?
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Funny story: Hunting down criminals, we have captured 7 criminals, soon to capture the 8th
The story goes that that year, Hanoi city police caught a bicycle thief. He stole about 3,000 bicycles, and was never caught. It can be said that he is the best and most formidable criminal in Vietnam.
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Funny story: Free hair cut day
In the US, some barbershops have Free Haircut Days. In those days, customers did not have to pay money to get a haircut, and still received the same good quality service as always, including haircuts, shaves, ear cleaning, nose hair trimming, eyebrow trimming, and a little massage on head and forehead.
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Funny story: Texas State Marksman
A Vietnamese person travels in America, to Texas. The streets of Texas are very beautiful, bustling, crowded, and there are many people dressed in the style of 19th century Western cowboys walking on the streets. That Vietnamese guy looked at those Western cowboys very admiringly, oh, very Texas, very American, very Western cowboys.
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Funny story: Falling into a glass of milk
(Variation from the funny story “Fire”. You can write your own variations) Mr. Bot-Powder- and Mr. Sua-Milk- live together in the company’s apartment. One day, Mr. Bot Powder had to go on a business trip, so Mr. Bot told Mr. Sua Milk:
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Funny story: Who gave birth to the 18th King Hung Vuong?
During a Vietnamese history class, the female teacher asked a question: -Hey, kids, do you know who the 18th Hung Vuong is? -Yes, yes, that is the last Hung Vuong of the Hung Vuong dynasty – the whole class answered in unison.
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Funny Story: On fire
On fire Dad has to go back to his hometown and tell his son: -Hey son, I have to go back to my hometown. If anyone comes to ask dad, just say dad has go back to dad’s hometown, is it OK?. -Yes, the son answered.
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Funny story: Khuc Nga’s underwear
W.Minh Tuan In the Vietnamese journalism community in Hanoi a long time ago, a funny story spread about female journalist Khuc Nga’s underwear. This funny story is as follows.