W.Minh Tuan
The story goes that American MMA fighter Trump competed with Russian MMA fighter Putin.
This was a fierce competition, because both fighters were world-famous, had never lost a match, and this was the first time they met and competed against each other, to compete for the world MMA championship.
Both were heavyweight fighters, American fighter Trump weighed 120 kg, ate about 1 kg of beefsteak every day.
Russian fighter Putin weighed 121 kg, ate Pola bear meat every day, about 1.2 kg.
Both trained hard, practicing about 3 hours a day.
On the day of the competition, the two fighters stood looking at each other fiercely, looking like they were about to tear each other apart, but in the end, both tried to stay calm and not cause trouble so as not to embarrass the audience.
Boxer Trump is over 190cm tall, looks very stylish and handsome. Boxer Putin is shorter, only about 1m70 tall, so he looks like a sumo fighter, with a big belly.
But there was a very unfortunate problem for boxer Trump that day, all 3 referees had a close relationship with boxer Putin: a Belarusian referee, an Iranian referee, and a North Korean referee.
Therefore, from the beginning of the match, round 1, it seemed that the atmosphere was unfavorable for American boxer Trump.
That is, boxer Putin punched like rain and wind, causing the wind to blow, causing boxer Trump to initially catch a cold, cough hoarsely, but did not fall, but the referee still gave boxer Putin a few more points because boxer Trump coughed hoarsely during the match, showing that he was less healthy than boxer Putin.
The first 5 rounds went like this, boxer Putin punched and kicked the wind, boxer Trump steadfastly avoided, not getting hit by any direct punches and kicks from boxer Putin, but he caught a cold, and his coughs and colds became more and more frequent, and boxer Trump lost more and more points.
By round 6, boxer Trump began to understand boxer Putin’s fighting style, so he began to know how to deal with Putin’s stormy punches and kicks, and began to punch and kick in return, causing boxer Putin to fall to the floor several times.
But every time boxer Putin was punched and kicked by boxer Trump to fall to the floor, the referees counted like this:
-1 plus 1 is 2, 2 plus 1 is 3, 3 plus one is 4, 4 plus one is 5,,,. Ahem, 5 plus 1, ahem, is, is, is 6, ahem,,,
That is, the referee counted very slowly, so that boxer Putin could have time to regain his strength, stand up, warm up, run around the ring a few times, but the referee still hadn’t finished counting.
But when boxer Trump was punched and kicked and fell to the ring, the referee counted faster than the wind, counting like this:
-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5 with 5 is 10.
That is, boxer Trump hadn’t had time to catch his breath, still lying on the floor, when the referee had finished counting, so the referee immediately waved his hand to signal “lost”, and grabbed boxer Putin’s hand and raised it high to declare “Putin won”.///